Aaron scheduled a massage for me today.....
I'm down to nothing but my underwear...covered up with a flimsy blanket...mentally preparing myself for the awkwardness of it all.
Alan (M.T.), "So where are some areas you would like me to focus on."
Me (thinking), "How do I explain to this man that my left butt cheek is killing me?"
5 minutes into the massage and I begin to forget that I'm almost naked.
10 minutes....I forget that there are 10 loads of laundry waiting for me at home.
20 minutes....Alan asks, "Do you think you and Aaron will have more children?"
Me (thinking) "More children? I have children?....Where am I anyway?....What's my name?"
I need to schedule these things more often.