Friday, January 22, 2010


Aaron scheduled a massage for me today.....

I'm down to nothing but my underwear...covered up with a flimsy blanket...mentally preparing myself for the awkwardness of it all.

Alan (M.T.), "So where are some areas you would like me to focus on."

Me (thinking), "How do I explain to this man that my left butt cheek is killing me?"

5 minutes into the massage and I begin to forget that I'm almost naked.

10 minutes....I forget that there are 10 loads of laundry waiting for me at home.

20 minutes....Alan asks, "Do you think you and Aaron will have more children?"

Me (thinking) "More children? I have children?....Where am I anyway?....What's my name?"

I need to schedule these things more often.


  1. Haha... did you let him massage your left butt cheek? It's my right one that is bugging me:) We must be related!

  2. oh my goodness Jen! you are brave.. I have the same question.. did your buttocks feel better. haha

  3. It does feel better! (He focused on the hip area, which was much less embarrassing)...I prefer Lindsey but she wasn't in and Aaron was so sweet to surprise me I didn't want to chicken out...Erika...when I was pregnant with all 3 my butt and hips always felt like crud. You should get a prego massage...I bet it would help!